Corporate Douchebaggery

These are the management skills that a $60K MBA from a well known Southern California University gets you:

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 11:13 AM

I expect EVERY SINGLE PERSON GETTING THIS EMAIL to install and setup and test their RSA Software by Thursday at Midnight. * will be running a report on Friday against the server side VPN software to see exactly who has registered their pin. I will be comparing it to this list to ensure its compliance. If there is an issue or you won’t be doing so I expect you to talk to me directly (or by phone) and will make exceptions. This is a very big deal and although I have to yet to send someone home for failing to miss a directive like this, I might consider doing so for failing to follow this direction. I just want to be clear. GET IT DONE!

There is a list on the wall. Erase when you have completed your testing.

signed Douche Bag

Friday June 11, 2010 13:39 PM

Misc. bullshit from the top of the email removed.

THIS IS THE FIRST OFFICIAL MAIL BOMB. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO READ THIS (BECAUSE YOU’VE GOTTEN THIS FAR) HIT REPLY AND TYPE “THANKS FOR THE UPDATE” IN THE BODY OF THE MESSAGE! (the habitat for humanity stuff is not the point here).

STAY TUNED FOR THE SPECIAL PROJECT I’VE COME UP WITH FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE IGNORED THIS EMAIL.

REAL MESSAGE HERE… READ YOUR EMAIL!

signed DB

Please note that the capitalization, font color and wording has not been altered in any way – only the names have been removed.

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